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مُساهمةموضوع: Laws lool   الأحد ديسمبر 30, 2007 4:27 am

"Laws Of The Natural Universe"
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to urinate.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is
directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy signal. lol!
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Works every time!) :maby:
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully
immersed in water, the telephone rings. :pale:
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.:cheez1:
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. :falla:
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a
locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced
jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't
know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. :cool:
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. :?:
Law of Reality: Murphy was an optimist.
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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: Laws lool   الأحد ديسمبر 30, 2007 6:21 am


nice and sooo true !!

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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: Laws lool   الجمعة يناير 04, 2008 12:50 pm

i loved them

they r so so so true


thanks 3sh8sh8
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